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[Nov. 7th, 2008|12:53 pm] |
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I'm going to create a poster/rule sheet for the B-bay. Please input your rule suggestions.. |
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[Aug. 23rd, 2008|12:04 pm] |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|07:16 pm] |
The Jonas Brothers are a gay boy band made up of Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. They brainwash their impressionable fans into worshiping them by pretending to be polite, gentlemanly Christians. What these idiotic victims of the American media don't realize is that this is just how they're marketed. They have no real talent whatsoever, which is shown when they hit random drums, strum random power chords, and sing like whiny three-year-old girls getting bananas shoved up their asses.
Hilarious "comebacks" from a JB fan
* "GET A LIFE!!!" (Even though it takes about 10 minutes to piss off a shitload of fans. On the other hand, the fans waste their entire day doing something JB-related."
* "PONED!!!" (Yes, that's how they spell the word "Pwned.")
* "OMJ! Stop being so mean!" (Yes, OMJ stands for Oh My Jonas. Pathetic, I know.)
* "Well I THINK UR MUSIC SUCKS!" (Irony.)
* "UR JUST JEALOUS BCUZ THEY HAVE TALENT N U DONT!!(Even though there's nothing to be jealous of.)
* U BIG MEENY!!! GO FUCK UR MOM!!! (And why do they want us to fuck our mom?)
* ASSHOLE MEENY JERK DICK FAG PUSSY WHORE CUNT FUCKER GO FUCK A ZEBRA!!! (LMFAO!)
* That's awful saying u want Nick 2 die of diabetes!!! Well I hope u die of AIDS from fucking ur mom!!! (ROFLMFAO!)
* FUCK U! GET A LIFE! I HOPE U DIE! Peace Love JONAS!!! (Umm, using "Peace Love JONAS" is not only an incredibly gay little saying, but it also kind of kills the point of an "insult.") |
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[Jul. 4th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
What if everyone in the world was stoned for a day? What do you think would happen.
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|02:23 pm] |
It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it.
We all laughed at the concept.
Fucking a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS.
"What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself.
After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers.
"Dude hold on," Steve smiled.
"What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor.
Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was.
"What the shit fuck is that Steve?" I asked
"Fuckin Cheerios man. You should fuck them!" He seemed excited.
"Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you..." I was cut off.
"Naw dude I didn't fuck no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse.
"Fine fucker I'll do it." I was becoming erect already.
"How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die.
"Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my fucking dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions.
"Nah dude I just don't want any fucking cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit."
"Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again.
We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock.
They were Honey Nut. |
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[Dec. 18th, 2007|10:22 pm] |
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Well the first semester is finally over. It feels kinda strange. I'm sure I'm going to have a fun filled month ahead of me, especially Kilington in January. Other than that, I suppose I'm not going to do much else than I usually do on Livingston Campus. I hope to see everyone soon. |
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[Nov. 12th, 2007|01:24 pm] |
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Nobody should really give a shit about this but.....I really love Rutgers Expository Writing Class and how each teacher expects something completely different making it impossible for you to get above a fucking C on a paper. I also love how then your teacher will suggest a writing tutor for you. So, you go to the writing tutor and you get your thesis revised and you are told exactly what you need to do. So, you proceed to do exactly that, which results in a failing paper. Then, you receive a comment that says "your writing is better than in previous papers but..." even though I got a lower grade. Fuck this course. God I just want winter break. |
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[Jul. 24th, 2007|02:22 pm] |
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I need to get out of here. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2007|10:51 am] |
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Idk. Do you know? Idk.. |
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